From e75491c86514bcf69802b047b33354a66600c140 Mon Sep 17 00:00:00 2001 From: Patrice Vignola Date: Sun, 16 Aug 2015 20:44:27 -0400 Subject: [PATCH] - Added the post statuses file --- Assets/Resources/TextFiles/FacebookPosts.txt | 80 +++++++++++++++++++ .../TextFiles/FacebookPosts.txt.meta | 8 ++ 2 files changed, 88 insertions(+) create mode 100644 Assets/Resources/TextFiles/FacebookPosts.txt create mode 100644 Assets/Resources/TextFiles/FacebookPosts.txt.meta diff --git a/Assets/Resources/TextFiles/FacebookPosts.txt b/Assets/Resources/TextFiles/FacebookPosts.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000..d75348a --- /dev/null +++ b/Assets/Resources/TextFiles/FacebookPosts.txt @@ -0,0 +1,80 @@ +Got bored today so I dressed up in tan pants and a blue shirt then went into Best Buy and quit. +I'm cutting the sleeves off my Snuggie because it makes me look more badass. +Why is it when you run into a spider web, you suddenly turn into a ninja? +Don't believe all the rumours you hear about me, the truth is much worse. +You'd be amazed how often I´m wrong when people say guess what. +When a cop asks you, "Do you know why I pulled you over?" It is never a good idea to respond, "Because my tires look like donuts?" +Girls must buy $500 purses just to impress other girls. No guy has ever said "Bro, she was ugly...but that purse... +Every loaf of bread is a tragic story of grains that could've become beer, but didn't +I'm not saying I hate you, but I'd unplug your life support to charge my phone. +My doctor wrote me a prescription for dailysex but my girlfriend insists it says dyslexia. +If you think your wife has a sense of humor, try leaving a trail of rose pedals leading to a sink full of dirty dishes +I watched the deleted scenes from a porno last night. Turns out he ended up fixing the washing machine after all. +I wear a ski mask to bed so if there's a home invasion, the intruder will think I'm part of the team. +I've stopped drinking for good. I only drink for evil now. +I can not be held responsible for what my face does when you talk. +I'm that friend you have to explain to people before you introduce me... And apologize for after. +If you can afford a gym membership, you can afford deodorant. +I hate when homesless people shake their cup of coins at me. It's like yeah I know you have more money than me, no need to rub it in. +Jellyfish have survived here on Earth for 650 million years without brains. Great news for most of you. +I accidentally did yoga once when I couldn't reach the toilet paper. +"Lazy" is a strong word. I prefer to call it selective participation. +I'm so lonely I drive around town with a coffee cup glued to the roof of my car just so people will wave at me. +How the hell can Dora call herself an explorer if she only goes to places already on the map? +Do you think regular dogs see police dogs and think, “Oh crap! It’s the cops!”? +I just saw a guy take a bite of Kit Kat bar without breaking it apart first! Sir, we live in a society with rules, please adhere to them. +Gym Update: Not there. +If I ever sound inspriational, one of us is drunk. +Didn’t Selfie Sticks used to be called Friends? +You know that confused look that old people get when looking at new technology? I'm like that, but with salad. +If it walks like a duck and talks like a duck, you’re drunk. Ducks don’t talk. +Diet tip: your pants will never get too tight if you don’t wear any. +Behind every good selfie is approximately 47 nearly identical pictures that didn’t make the cut. +I'm looking up in the sky and I have no idea which cloud has all my data +Ziploc's idea of how big a sandwich should be is very different than mine. +My dentist said I grind at night. I was like, ok stalker. +I don’t want to sound racist, but all stormtroopers look the same to me. +I'm surprised more killers haven't lured their victims into their houses by blind folding them and promises of being on a febreze commercial +You should be required to read a book for every 10 selfies you take. +It's friday, friday, gotta get down on Fridayyyyyyy!!! +What does the fox say? "Ring-ding-ding-ding-dingeringeding!" +Was your dad a boxer? Because you are a knockout. #pickupline +On a scale of 1-10, you're a 9, and I'm the 1 you need #pickupline +On a scale of 1 to 10, how married are you? #pickupline +Beauty catches the attention, but character catches the heart. #inspirational +Friday the 13th is still better than Monday the whatever. +Just got 30 minutes of cardio trying to pick up an ice cube from the kitchen floor. +Exercise can add years to your life. For example, I just ran 2 miles and I now feel like I'm 82. +Sorry I liked your status, I was cleaning my phone. +We live in a world in where it is easier to get out of a marriage than a mobile-phone contract +You can't fix anything by refreshing your facebook, only by updating your life. +So I met an Egyptian, they walk just like us. +Sadly, the days of people using proper English are went. +I'm not anti-social, I'm anti-stupid. +I think Facebook is broken. I put up statuses and no one liked it even though I refreshed it a few times. +If I agreed with you we’d both be wrong. +I was blown away when I realised the word " OK " is a side ways person. +Copy this and paste it in your status if you know someone, or have heard of someone who knows someone.. +Things are more like they are now than they ever were before. +I read Facebook for the pictures. +I just broke my record for most days lived. +I'd like to give a big shout-out to all my hard of hearing friends! +As the day goes on, coworkers start appearing more flammable. +So people buy cookie dough and bake it?.... What the hell? +Every loaf of bread is a tragic story of grains that could've become beer, but didn't. +I had a dream that I was a muffler last night. I woke up exhausted! +What's the difference between bad jokes and dad jokes? One letter! +Automatic doors make me feel like a Jedi +is trying to decide ... laundry today or naked tomorrow +Organized people are just too lazy to look for things. +If history repeats itself, I'm totally getting a dinosaur. +Afterism (n) - A concise, clever statement you don't think of until too late +Sometimes it takes me a full 8 hours to get nothing done. +Waldo’s mom must be worried sick. +MIDDLE EAST: How can we stop ISIS? EUROPE: How can we save our economy? AMERICA: What color is this dress?! +Does the 5 second rule apply to soup? Please answer quickly! +I just ate what I thought was a feta cheese crumble from my salad off my shirt. Turns out it was deodorant. So how's your day going? +Is it the S or the C that's silent in scent? +You think seven years is bad for breaking a mirror? Try breaking a condom. +"If you liked it, then you should have put a ring on it" lalalalala!!! +"Hey, I just met you, And this is crazy, But here's my number, So call me, maybe!" \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/Assets/Resources/TextFiles/FacebookPosts.txt.meta b/Assets/Resources/TextFiles/FacebookPosts.txt.meta new file mode 100644 index 0000000..03ce26e --- /dev/null +++ b/Assets/Resources/TextFiles/FacebookPosts.txt.meta @@ -0,0 +1,8 @@ +fileFormatVersion: 2 +guid: e9b04f7577cb6a54abbbb2f8e034bfbd +timeCreated: 1439770864 +licenseType: Free +TextScriptImporter: + userData: + assetBundleName: + assetBundleVariant: